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Here are a series of questions you might have, with answers provided. These are based on questions I typically get asked prior to someone booking a session with me:

ARE YOU DISCREET ?

Yes I am.  I wouldn’t have the loyal client base that I do if I ever compromised their privacy or anonymity.  You can rest assured that what happens here, stays here.

 

Also, were we to ever cross paths in public, I would not acknowledge you at all UNLESS you took the lead.  I am very careful with this sort of thing.

WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?

I’m in the north end of Mississauga in Meadowvale.  The nearest large intersection is Erin Mills Parkway and Battleford Rd.  I live in a quiet, private neighbourhood, in a townhome.

 

DO YOU PROVIDE ANY OTHER SERVICES?

Matter of fact I do!  I’m a weight loss and strength coach, so I can provide you with fitness and nutrition counseling as well.

 

We can talk more about that when you’re here either before or after your massage, if you like :).

 

HOW MUCH NOTICE DO YOU NEED ?

More is better.  My other business is quite busy, and I don’t always have last-minute slots available.  The further in advance you can book, the better the chances I will have a spot available for you.
So…book early to avoid disappointment!

DO YOU SEE COUPLES ?

I will see a male-female couple, or a female-female couple, but not a male-male couple, unfortunately. This is for my own safety and security.  I hope you understand.

CAN I BOOK YOU FOR OVERNIGHTS ?

Yes, if you’re a female, absolutely.  My rate is $1,500 for 12 hours.

 

What you can expect: a full “Boyfriend Experience!”  We can stay in for
the evening, go out, or perhaps both. However you would like to spend an
intimate evening is fine with me.

 

Please note that any expenses during our time together are to be incurred by you.

I'M OVERWEIGHT, AND YOU'RE IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE...I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO COME SEE YOU :(

Why?  You shouldn’t be.

 

Would you be surprised if I told you that I enjoy the curvy ladies just as much as I do the slimmer ones?  I’m being 100% honest when I tell you this.  The connection we will have is mental, emotional, spiritual and physical.  I can tell you honestly that I personally get aroused just as easily by focusing on someone’s mind as I do their body.

 

Also, I think curvy bodies are beautiful.  Really.  Ruben and I would have gotten along famously!

 

You have nothing to be ashamed of, or shy about.  Let me tell you this as well: 15 years ago I was 95 lbs overweight, and had been an overweight guy all my life.  Really.  Here’s a photo of my body back in 2001 – I was 255 lbs (I was supposed to weigh about 160, at 5′ 9″):

 

Having been overweight myself, who am I to judge you if you have a few extra pounds?

I REQUIRE DISCRETION AND AM NOT COMFORTABLE GIVING MY PHONE NUMBER OUT

I understand.  I regret, however, that I cannot book you in unless I have a cell phone #.  This is a precaution, and solely to help guarantee my safety.

 

If there is any doubt as to whether or not your information is safe with me, please see item #1 on this list of FAQ’s, “Are You Discreet?”

 

Your information is guaranteed to be kept in confidence, and will never be shared with anyone.

 

Furthermore, I would NEVER contact you in any way unless you first indicated it was ok to do so.  Your information won’t be used for marketing purposes in any way.

I'M VERY YOUNG. WILL YOU STILL SEE ME?

That depends.  First, you must be at least 18 years old, however to be honest I prefer clients to be at least in their 20s.

 

That being said, if you are 18 or 19, I would like to speak with you before we book an appointment.  This is so that I can gain a level of comfort with you.

 

I regret that I cannot see anyone under 18: yes, I’m aware that the law says 16 is the age of consent, but this is simply not something I’m comfortable with.

DO YOU TAKE MALE CLIENTS?

Yes, I do.  For men, I offer a full body massage done in the nude (both yourself and myself).  It is quite erotic and sensual, with lots of edging and teasing.  At the end, there is a happy ending for you.

 

My restrictions: I do not perform oral, neither do I allow oral to be performed on me unless it is with a condom.  There is no kissing, topping, or bottoming, and I ask that you please refrain from touching my nipples, armpits or anus.

 

Even without these restrictions, however, the massage is more than worth it!  You’ll be amazed at how relaxed you feel at the end.

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE BEFORE I COME. IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Unfortunately not.  You can ascertain from my reviews that I’m considered to be a good-looking man.

 

Please understand that I run another business that has me in the public eye frequently.  Just as you require discretion, so do I.

 

I simply can’t risk having my face picture “out there” potentially being attached to this business.  It would make for possible hardship in the other work that I do.  I hope you understand.

WHAT ARE YOUR RESTRICTIONS?

Restrictions with men: I regret that I cannot offer sexual services including topping, bottoming, neither can I perform oral sex on you.  I also ask that you please refrain from touching my anus, nipples or armpits.

 

What I do offer for men is an amazing, sensual, erotic massage experience done with both myself and yourself nude.  You may perform oral sex on me, but only with a condom.  You can touch me all you like (respecting my boundaries above), and I will be sure to edge and tease you for the entire massage.  At the end, there will be an incredible orgasmic experience unlike any you have had before.

 

Restrictions with women: I regret that I cannot entertain requests for a bareback (without condom) sexual experience.  Oral sex is an exception: no condom is required for this.

 

I have no other restrictions with women.  I offer a full “Boyfriend Experience,” meaning that I am available to satisfy every desire and need you have, just as would a long-term lover.

I'M OLDER. WILL YOU STILL SEE ME?

Absolutely!  I have always enjoyed older women.  There is no upper age restriction here: all are welcome.

 

My only restrictions with respect to age are that the person be at least 18 years old (see FAQ titled “I’m Very Young.  Will You Still ee Me?”).

DO YOU PROVIDE ANY UNSAFE SEXUAL SERVICES?

None, whatsoever, ever.  Please don’t make it uncomfortable for either of us by asking, and please don’t offer me more money to play without a condom. I won’t ever do it, regardless of the amount you offer, and it will put an immediate end to our discussion and your chance of ever seeing me.

 

Please don’t try during the session to obtain “bareback” services either.That will bring an immediate end to the session, without refund.

 

I take my safety, your safety, and the safety of every other client of mine past, present and future very seriously.  My request is that you do too.

 

Note that I am screened for ALL STDs every 3 months, and am happy to provide you with the printouts showing that I am currently negative.

WHAT CAN I EXPECT DURING A SESSION?

My goal is to ensure that you are as comfortable as possible.  That’s why I use a professional massage table, unscented massage lotion, essential oils, clean linens (every time!), soft relaxing spa music, candlelight and a warm, cosy environment.   This all happens in my private townhome, in a quiet neighborhood.

 

I operate another business where people come and go all day long, so your arrival and departure would not be seen as odd in any way.

 

The massage begins with a Shiatsu treatment for the first 5 to 10 minutes, using a towel to ensure enough friction to warm up the soft tissues.  Then, if you’re comfortable with it, I will remove the towel (you’re nude underneath), and begin massaging you with the lotion.  My style is Swedish, and the pressure can be as light or as hard as you prefer.  I am an excellent massage technician, and can adapt to your needs.

 

Women can expect a full “BFE”: I will move at your comfort level, and keep in mind that I’m very open-minded, so the possibilities are endless!

Please note that all services provided are 100% safe, as I care about

your health, mine, and the health of my other clients.

ARE YOUR PRICES NEGOTIABLE?

They aren’t, unfortunately.  I’m very good at what I do, and my rates accurately reflect what I’m worth.  Please don’t make it uncomfortable for either of us by asking for a discount.

 

Your attention to this matter in advance is much appreciated :).

WHAT IS YOUR POLICY ON NO-SHOWS?

Simple: not showing up without calling or notifying me in some way will result in you being relegated to a permanent “Banned” list.  It shows a lack of respect for a person’s time.  Please don’t do it: I can assure you I’d never do it to you.

 

Of course I understand if something serious happens and you cannot
contact me and need to take care of an emergency: I’m flexible that way.

 

But please contact me at your earliest opportunity afterwards to explain what happened.  I don’t take no shows without an explanation lightly.

DO YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE YOUR PICTURES?

Yes I do.  I keep myself in top physical condition through a regimen of proper eating, resistance training and cardio.

 

I am also often told by my clients that they are pleasantly surprised by the fact that I’m goodlooking.  You can be assured that what you see is what you will get!

WILL YOU PROVIDE AN OUTCALL SERVICE?

Absolutely!  I have a portable massage kit ready to go at all times.

 

My preferred clients are business travelers staying in or near the Toronto Airport, however I have traveled as far as Stoney Creek and Brantford.

 

There is an additional travel charge for outcalls, which I will provide you with upon your inquiry in to my services.

I HAVE A PHYSICAL DISABILITY AND I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT SEEING YOU BECAUSE OF IT :(

I do not care, and that’s the truth.  And I apologize if calling it a “disability” is offensive to some: I don’t know what else to call it (if you have suggestions, please send them along to me!).

 

I actually don’t consider a “disability” to be a “dis-ability”, i.e. a limiting factor for people:I’ve seen too many strong-minded people overcome them and do great things in their lives.

 

To me you’re a human being, loved by the Creator, and if you’re reaching out to me it’s because you need something.  I’m here to provide it to you.

 

Physicality is at the bottom of the list when it comes to what I believe is beautiful and what isn’t.  I can tell you that I’ve known many physically attractive people who, upon opening their mouths and speaking, become instantly ugly: their attitudes make them that, not their looks.

 

Please, call and come see me.  You will see that I will treat you with the
same care and concern I would anyone else.

WILL YOU ACCEPT BLOCKED PHONE NUMBERS?

I regret that I cannot answer calls made on a blocked phone number: I’ve had too many bad experiences with this.  I can’t stress this

 

enough: I will not answer blocked numbers, ever, for any reason (it’s a wonder to me why I still get such calls every day!).

 

That being said, if you need to contact me discreetly to feel out whether or not the experience would be right for you, I invite you to do so from an anonymous e-mail account.

 

I respond to my e-mails very quickly.  Please note that I will still require a cell phone # in order to book you in for an appointment.

ARE SHOWER FACILITIES AVAILABLE?

Accomodations to use the shower can be made, but please let me know in advance so I can set it up for you.

 

Note that I now have a hot towel service which will leave you clean and fresh after the massage, so you may not need the shower afterwards.

I'M A FEMALE. WHAT SERVICES DO YOU OFFER?

“Please see “WHAT ARE YOUR RESTRICTIONS?” for a full description.”

I'M ALLERGIC TO PETS: DO YOU HAVE ANY?

I’m the proud owner of dogs, yes, and so if you have a mild allergy, you may want to take a Benadryl before you come.  If you have a severe allergy, then I would perhaps advise either taking stronger measures, or perhaps not coming, unfortunately.

 

I maintain a very clean environment, and the dogs don’t often go in the to room where the massage happens.  But there will be some dog hair in the space, so please make your decision based on that information.

 

About my dogs: they are VERY people-friendly, and are not running loose in the house when you arrive.

 

If you have a fear of dogs, you can rest assured that mine are the nicest you’ll ever meet, and they are behind a barrier so they cannot get to you to say hi even if they wanted to :).

I SMOKE: IS THAT OK?

While I make no judgment about smoking (being an ex-smoker myself – quit in ’99 🙂 ), I would ask that you not smoke at least 4 hours prior to our session.

 

I am very sensitive to the smell of cigarette smoke, and have developed an allergy to it.

 

I am also affected by the chemicals being breathed out and/or excreted through the pores of someone who has recently smoked.

 

I sincerely appreciate your attention to this matter :).

WHAT ARE YOUR RATES?

·       $160/hour, $75 for every half hour afterwards

 

·       $100/half hour

 

·       Outcalls to Mississauga (including the airport), Brampton, Oakville &  Burlington, please add $50

 

·       Outcalls to Toronto and Hamilton, please add $100

 

·       Outcalls to other locations please inquire for rates

HOW CAN I BE SURE YOU ARE CLEAN OF ALL STDs?

Great question, and I’m happy that you are concerned enough to ask it. I am tested every 3 months for all STDs, and am always happy to show you the printouts of my most recent tests.

 

I am negative on all STDs.

 

Note that this is because I ALWAYS play safe (please see the FAQ “Do You Provide Any Unsafe Sexual Services?” for more details.

 

The fact that you asked this question is a good one, because it gives me comfort that you care about your sexual health as much as I do mine, and that of all my other clients.